Sometimes people need a reality check. This is a demonstration of humour mixed with physics to highlight the need for realit when dealing with petty grievances. It intended as satire.

Coffee Causality Conjecture

Abstract: We *boldly* suggest that making coffee and being outside of the department simultaneously is prohibited by the cosmic censorship hypotheses. Our results show that physics still works.

Orphic Hymns, No. 1

The histories of European occultist and esoteric tradition exist almost solely in the obscure and incoherent ramblings of medieval philosophers or in the cold detached voices of modern scholarly articles; they are as difficult to find as they are to understand; and they are marginalized or ignored by mainstream academics, theologians and society. But there is one mode of art which continues blatantly to interweave the themes of occultism and esotericism: black metal.